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When rule 34 art of a character is available a few hours after the character was revealed

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"XML is a classic political compromise: it balances the needs of man and machine by being equally unreadable to both"

-- Matthew Might

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you, a reasonable human being: software is really bad, wow. maybe developers should try harder?

me, a software developer, shivering with anxiety, sublime text open with twelve projects: I M T R Y I N G

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A PUMPKIN MAN SITS INSIDE A PUMPKIN HOUSE

IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH
OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?

HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW

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Pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral way to refer to folks!

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me, a german: *points at raccoon* washing bear

*points at koala* koala bear

you, unenlightened: *cries* you can't just call everything a bear

me: *points at ant eater* ant bear

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@JPEG it seems that the real-time timeline does not work for me / on my instance.
Can I test this somehow?

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I've never used #ArchLinux, but I've benefited from their wiki times beyond count.

Thanks ArchLinux users! You folks have great #documentation!

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In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji

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Wodka.... Wenn Du im Flugzeug mal wieder was gesundes essen willst...

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printer printer
yes ADMINISTRATOR
out of ink?
yes ADMINISTRATOR
telling lies?
no ADMINISTRATOR
open your cartridges
ha ha ha

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Interessant, wie in der Digitaltechnik-Vorlesung ein Bit erklärt wird.

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