Proud Site Reliability Engineer at FastBill
Für Euch getestet: Entkoffeinier Kaffee macht genauso wach - zumindest wenn man sich die ganze Tasse brühheiß über die Hand schüttet.
Ketchup is just boneless tomato 😩😩😩
When you're explaining decentralization
May I please have some LAMP
Me: Why does Mastodon feel kinda quiet suddenly?
*Sidekiq jobs are literally disappearing into the void because of replication lag*
OH: "The most secure thing here at Mozilla, for some reason, is the printer. I can fuck around the office and do whatever. But I can't print."
When rule 34 art of a character is available a few hours after the character was revealed
"XML is a classic political compromise: it balances the needs of man and machine by being equally unreadable to both"
-- Matthew Might
you, a reasonable human being: software is really bad, wow. maybe developers should try harder?
me, a software developer, shivering with anxiety, sublime text open with twelve projects: I M T R Y I N G
A PUMPKIN MAN SITS INSIDE A PUMPKIN HOUSE
IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESHOR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?
HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW
Pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral way to refer to folks!
*shitty fake french accent*J'peg
me, a german: *points at raccoon* washing bear
*points at koala* koala bear
you, unenlightened: *cries* you can't just call everything a bear
me: *points at ant eater* ant bear
After USB 3.1 there should be USB 95
@JPEG it seems that the real-time timeline does not work for me / on my instance.Can I test this somehow?
I've never used #ArchLinux, but I've benefited from their wiki times beyond count.
Thanks ArchLinux users! You folks have great #documentation!
a phonecall is just a private podcast
möths are asleep, post lämp
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