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Für Euch getestet: Entkoffeinier Kaffee macht genauso wach - zumindest wenn man sich die ganze Tasse brühheiß über die Hand schüttet.

Eric S. boosted

Ketchup is just boneless tomato 😩😩😩

Eric S. boosted
Eric S. boosted
Eric S. boosted

Me: Why does Mastodon feel kinda quiet suddenly?

*Sidekiq jobs are literally disappearing into the void because of replication lag*

Me: :pika:

Eric S. boosted

OH: "The most secure thing here at Mozilla, for some reason, is the printer. I can fuck around the office and do whatever. But I can't print."

Eric S. boosted

When rule 34 art of a character is available a few hours after the character was revealed

Eric S. boosted

"XML is a classic political compromise: it balances the needs of man and machine by being equally unreadable to both"

-- Matthew Might

Eric S. boosted

you, a reasonable human being: software is really bad, wow. maybe developers should try harder?

me, a software developer, shivering with anxiety, sublime text open with twelve projects: I M T R Y I N G

Eric S. boosted

A PUMPKIN MAN SITS INSIDE A PUMPKIN HOUSE

IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH
OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?

HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW

Eric S. boosted

Pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral way to refer to folks!

Eric S. boosted
Eric S. boosted

me, a german: *points at raccoon* washing bear

*points at koala* koala bear

you, unenlightened: *cries* you can't just call everything a bear

me: *points at ant eater* ant bear

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@JPEG it seems that the real-time timeline does not work for me / on my instance.
Can I test this somehow?

@tsia wir haben die kleinen Ubiquiti 8-Port auf Arbeit im Einsatz, die sind top 😊

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I've never used #ArchLinux, but I've benefited from their wiki times beyond count.

Thanks ArchLinux users! You folks have great #documentation!

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