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Wodka.... Wenn Du im Flugzeug mal wieder was gesundes essen willst...

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printer printer
yes ADMINISTRATOR
out of ink?
yes ADMINISTRATOR
telling lies?
no ADMINISTRATOR
open your cartridges
ha ha ha

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Interessant, wie in der Digitaltechnik-Vorlesung ein Bit erklärt wird.

männlich 1, weiblich 0...

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Me: *big long sigh of resignation and disappointment*
You: What’s up?
Me: *gestures wildly at the universe*

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Eric S. boosted

Weiß jemand, wo ich den Telekom-Chat für große Geschäftskunden finde?

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Eric S. boosted

async await async await
async await async await
async await async await
async await async await
oooweeeeeeooweeaaawim async await
In the browser, the mighty browser, the runtime sleeps tonight

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Bad news: fractured my pinky
Good news: pulled a fast one on my xray technician

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I got this banana phone as a joke but it turns out it's the best Bluetooth headset I've ever used.

Help, I'm managing an international consulting firm via banana.

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🅔🅧🅟🅔🅒🅣🅘🅝🅖 🅣🅗🅘🅢 🅣🅞 🅖🅔🅣 🅝🅔🅖🅐🅣🅘🅥🅔 🅛🅘🅚🅔🅢.

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𝓓𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓣𝓸𝓸𝓽! 𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮?

𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕡𝕦𝕡 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕦.

𝕴𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌.

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cats:

ok, if people walk next to us, we gotta run away. it's what we do. as soon as you see someone within like three feet of you, book it

*other cats jot this down in their... cat notebooks? whatever*

cat, continued:

k but the thing is, and make an asterisk here, if they're trying to step OVER you, or walk in the path you're laying in, don't move. demand control. that is your spot & you should never leave even long after they've passed

*cats writing this down also, one scratches its head*

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❤️❤️❤️ Thank you so much everyone for the positive response to the first episode, for listening, and for supporting with boosts and shares. Truly an amazing feeling to put it out there and be met with that reception. ❤️❤️❤️

Some seemed to have trouble subscribing to the show so I added fediversecast.com/subscribe - Let me know if that helps or if there is a better way to do that.

(Thanks @eric for pointing me towards the tool for that subscribe button I used in the page)

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Eric S. boosted
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Klarnamenpflicht für Social Network gabs schon Mal - in Südkorea. Ergebnis: Genausoviel Hass, ein Daten-GAU & Verbot von Kommentaren vor dem Wahltag... kattascha.de/klarnamenpflicht-
RT @danielmack@twitter.com Wird Zeit für eine gesetzliche Klarnamenpflicht auf Facebook, Twitter, Instagram und Co.

Wer sich durch das Postident-Verfahren legitimiert, ist dabei. Wer nicht, bleibt draußen. Easy.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/danielmack/status/

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In Rezepten ist “1 Knoblauchzehe” zu lesen wie “1 Knoblauchzehe pro Portion/Person”. ☝️

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