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In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the ๐Ÿ™‚ emoji, you have to start it with the ๐Ÿ™ƒ emoji

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Wodka.... Wenn Du im Flugzeug mal wieder was gesundes essen willst...

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Interessant, wie in der Digitaltechnik-Vorlesung ein Bit erklรคrt wird.

mรคnnlich 1, weiblich 0...

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Me: *big long sigh of resignation and disappointment*
You: Whatโ€™s up?
Me: *gestures wildly at the universe*

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WeiรŸ jemand, wo ich den Telekom-Chat fรผr groรŸe Geschรคftskunden finde?

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Iโ€™m catching up on all the current affairs

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async await async await
async await async await
async await async await
async await async await
oooweeeeeeooweeaaawim async await
In the browser, the mighty browser, the runtime sleeps tonight

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Bad news: fractured my pinky
Good news: pulled a fast one on my xray technician

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I got this banana phone as a joke but it turns out it's the best Bluetooth headset I've ever used.

Help, I'm managing an international consulting firm via banana.

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๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ง๐Ÿ…Ÿ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…’๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…– ๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…—๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…ข ๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ž ๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ฃ ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…ฅ๐Ÿ…” ๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…š๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข.

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๐““๐“ฒ๐“ญ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ช ๐“ฃ๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ฝ! ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“พ๐“ป๐“ฎ?

๐•Š๐•–๐•๐•–๐•”๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐• ๐•ž๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฉ๐•ฅ, ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•ฃ๐•–๐•ค๐•ค ๐”ฝ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ก๐• ๐•ก๐•ฆ๐•ก ๐•ž๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฆ.

๐•ด๐–™ ๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–›๐–Š๐–—๐–ž ๐–†๐–“๐–“๐–”๐–ž๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ.

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cats:

ok, if people walk next to us, we gotta run away. it's what we do. as soon as you see someone within like three feet of you, book it

*other cats jot this down in their... cat notebooks? whatever*

cat, continued:

k but the thing is, and make an asterisk here, if they're trying to step OVER you, or walk in the path you're laying in, don't move. demand control. that is your spot & you should never leave even long after they've passed

*cats writing this down also, one scratches its head*

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โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ Thank you so much everyone for the positive response to the first episode, for listening, and for supporting with boosts and shares. Truly an amazing feeling to put it out there and be met with that reception. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Some seemed to have trouble subscribing to the show so I added fediversecast.com/subscribe - Let me know if that helps or if there is a better way to do that.

(Thanks @eric for pointing me towards the tool for that subscribe button I used in the page)

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