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I've never used #ArchLinux, but I've benefited from their wiki times beyond count.

Thanks ArchLinux users! You folks have great #documentation!

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In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji

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Wodka.... Wenn Du im Flugzeug mal wieder was gesundes essen willst...

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printer printer
yes ADMINISTRATOR
out of ink?
yes ADMINISTRATOR
telling lies?
no ADMINISTRATOR
open your cartridges
ha ha ha

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Interessant, wie in der Digitaltechnik-Vorlesung ein Bit erklärt wird.

männlich 1, weiblich 0...

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Me: *big long sigh of resignation and disappointment*
You: What’s up?
Me: *gestures wildly at the universe*

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Weiß jemand, wo ich den Telekom-Chat für große Geschäftskunden finde?

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async await async await
async await async await
async await async await
async await async await
oooweeeeeeooweeaaawim async await
In the browser, the mighty browser, the runtime sleeps tonight

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Bad news: fractured my pinky
Good news: pulled a fast one on my xray technician

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I got this banana phone as a joke but it turns out it's the best Bluetooth headset I've ever used.

Help, I'm managing an international consulting firm via banana.

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🅔🅧🅟🅔🅒🅣🅘🅝🅖 🅣🅗🅘🅢 🅣🅞 🅖🅔🅣 🅝🅔🅖🅐🅣🅘🅥🅔 🅛🅘🅚🅔🅢.

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𝓓𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓣𝓸𝓸𝓽! 𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮?

𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕡𝕦𝕡 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕦.

𝕴𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌.

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